smileifyourewinning:

thomaswheatley:

davidmaddox:

Today is the most hilarious day in the history of Facebook.

(To understand the context, this was written by a guy who, at 29, moved from Massachusetts to Arizona to attend motorcycle maintenance school - and once arriving in Arizona did not bother getting a job or changing his residency to Arizona because he was receiving higher unemployment payments as a resident in Massachusetts. He then complained, because as a resident of Massachusetts receiving state unemployment checks he had to show proof that he was carrying health insurance, which would come at a cost to him.

When I asked him why he didn’t change his residency, he would say because he wouldn’t get as much in unemployment, and then complain that he had to find insurance.  When I asked him why he wouldn’t look for a job to get insured, he’d say he was making more on unemployment than he could working at Starbucks.

…But it’s Obama’s fault that the economy is in shambles…really.)

TREATED.

Do I smell a friendvalance?!?!

theyahooanswers:

Submitted by: THE BOY NEXT DOOR

Helpless Helga and Helpful Herbert should date.

theyahooanswers:

Submited by: introvertedthoughts

is Yahoo answers still funny when it’s so obviously fake? Survey says yes.

This is a failure of almost Eifle Tower proportions…

alexwatt:

jaydensmommie:

(posted with tweetshots.com)

It’s not cute anymore.

I’m confused… and aroused.

Here is the aforementioned Armond White’s Rotten Tomatoes ratings. Good laughs to be had here, especially when you see a fresh rating for Dance Flick right next to a rotten review for Up.

I guess today is “report on stupid movie ideas” day. This just seems silly.

Ok, contest over. This is the best Lamebook post ever.