Stairway to Kevin

Honest John McCloskey also went 190-417 in his five seasons as a manager in the major leagues. That’s a .313 winning percentage… the worst for any manager with at least 500 games. He lost 98, 101 and 105 in his three seasons (1906-08) managing the Cardinals, which is somewhat telling because the Cardinals have not lost 100 games in a season since.*

*This really is kind of incredible: The Cardinals have not lost 95 games in a seasons since 1913, and have not even lost 90 in a season since 1990. They don’t always win in St. Louis, but they never really lose — not much baseball suffering in St. Louis. The Kansas City Royals have had more 100-loss seasons this decade than the Cardinals have had since 1900.

From this SI article
Arizona fans

Why in God’s name did you file on to the field so early? In the superstitious world of sports, your preemptive presumption of victory was the biggest jinx ever.

johnzanussi:

mattedits:

If you didn’t stay to the end of this game you missed an amazing finish. Bill Belichick will not sleep easy tonight. I love it.

Such an excellent game!

Yes, it was an excellent game played strongly by both teams featu-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BILL BELICHICK?!?!?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

johnzanussi:

mattedits:

If you didn’t stay to the end of this game you missed an amazing finish. Bill Belichick will not sleep easy tonight. I love it.

Such an excellent game!

Yes, it was an excellent game played strongly by both teams featu-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BILL BELICHICK?!?!?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

leeleeleelee:

Josh Carter: Master of Sports!
(Both teams lost and Jonathan Stewart had 24 yards on 13 carries)

I’m playing Josh in fantasy next week, I hope this isn’t bad voodoo poking fun at him… he did have the highest score in the league this week despite 1.8 points from Jonathan Stewart.

leeleeleelee:

Josh Carter: Master of Sports!

(Both teams lost and Jonathan Stewart had 24 yards on 13 carries)

I’m playing Josh in fantasy next week, I hope this isn’t bad voodoo poking fun at him… he did have the highest score in the league this week despite 1.8 points from Jonathan Stewart.

mattgorman:

WE WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

I can’t decide who to attempt to trash talk here. And really, I should be hoping that you guys beat Ohio St. so that the Big Ten looks good and we have a chance to move up in the Big 10 standings (depending on what happens Saturday in the Ohio St. vs. Penn St. game), but man, I am not a fan of the Hawkeyes this year.

mattgorman:

WE WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

I can’t decide who to attempt to trash talk here. And really, I should be hoping that you guys beat Ohio St. so that the Big Ten looks good and we have a chance to move up in the Big 10 standings (depending on what happens Saturday in the Ohio St. vs. Penn St. game), but man, I am not a fan of the Hawkeyes this year.

randomsox:

(via raggedywisdom / rocketlauncher)
NEVER FORGET.

Too beautiful for words

randomsox:

(via raggedywisdom / rocketlauncher)

NEVER FORGET.

Too beautiful for words

mattgorman:

Wisconsin sucks at high-fiving and football.

Poor Scott Tolzien… too bad you’ll be eating your words tomorrow, Cawkeye.

Many of your ‘heroes’ are people who don’t deserve that level of worship, or any worship, for that matter. They just play sports well. They don’t care about you. They care about themselves and that’s it…So if the Packers fans want to play along, so to speak, then they can’t cheer Favre on Nov. 1. He set the stakes. He made it clear that he’s moved on with his new team and cut all ties to the old one. That means you need to go to Lambeau and boo the living hell out of him. Make him miserable. Rattle him. Flummox him. Do everything you can to get the better of him for three hours. This man does not belong to you anymore, and maybe, he never did.

Bill Simmons, on point (via sportscentr)

I sent Simmons’ mailbag entry on this to my Dad. Here’s the whole thing:

Q: I am 19 years old. I have been a fan of Favre and the Packers since the third grade. I grew up thinking Favre could do no wrong. As a mature 17-year-old, I cried the day he retired from the Packers. I was tolerant of the Jets experiment — even have the jersey to prove it. But what am I supposed to do now? Tonight I watched my childhood hero stomp all over the team and the fans he represented for 16 years. I found myself cursing him for the very same reasons I used to love him. The phony TD celebrations, the smug smiles, the way he hams it up with his new teammates and his new fans. I don’t know how to handle it. I started this e-mail thinking I had something to say about all of this, but I just feel lost. I don’t know what to think anymore … I’m just lost.
—Drew, Bloomington, Ind.

SG: And that’s the part of Monday’s game that got lost. Every Packers fan felt like how a dutiful wife would feel if she stuck with her husband through thick and thin, watched him become a success, then got dumped for a younger trophy wife who also happened to be her archnemesis. Favre failed in the same way Roger Clemens failed when he signed with the Blue Jays in 1997 — his problems with management affected his feelings toward his old franchise, and he did a piss-poor job of letting his old fan base know that he still cared about it. I have written about this before, but I turned on Clemens during his Toronto news conference when he simply refused to acknowledge Boston fans beyond a few generic words. It hurt. I took it personally and decided he was an opportunistic, disloyal, dishonest scumbag from that moment on. And as it turned out, he was.

In Favre’s case, his lack of empathy for Packers fans has been really alarming. I know he plays with his heart on his sleeve. I know he’s a “kid out there” and “having a ball out there” and all the crap. And maybe he’s not a brain surgeon, but he’s smart enough to understand what he meant to Packers fans and the state of Wisconsin, which means he had to understand how it went over after he (A) signed with an NFC North team two months ago; (B) dialed up the finger-pointing and fist-pumping during Monday’s Pack-Vikes game so egregiously that even his biggest fan fron Green Bay couldn’t defend him; and (C) gave that self-satisfied postgame interview in which he never said anything like, “I just wanted to say hi to everyone back in Wisconsin and tell them that this was as strange for me as it probably was for you, but I want you to know that it was just one game — a game that I wanted to win because I’m a competitor and I love my teammates, but still, none of this changes the fact that I love you guys and I always will.” That’s it. That’s all he had to say to Michele Tafoya after the game.

He didn’t say it.

And believe me, I’ve been there as a fan. It’s unforgivable. Especially when you’re under 30 and don’t realize that many of your “heroes” are people who don’t deserve that level of worship, or any worship, for that matter. They just play sports well. They don’t care about you. They care about themselves and that’s it. If this realization hits you at the wrong time in your life, it can be hard. (I know it was hard for me. I took the Clemens thing personally, as witnessed by the fact that I once wrote a column wondering if he was the Antichrist.) So if the Packers fans want to play along, so to speak, then they can’t cheer Favre on Nov. 1. He set the stakes. He made it clear that he’s moved on with his new team and cut all ties to the old one. That means you need to go to Lambeau and boo the living hell out of him. Make him miserable. Rattle him. Flummox him. Do everything you can to get the better of him for three hours. This man does not belong to you anymore, and maybe, he never did.

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This is exactly how I feel about the entire Favre debacle. He was my everything in sports for as long as I can remember. My handle over on CBSSports is Favreism. I still use that name to sign up for stuff because I have tons of accounts with that name. My original computer was named Brett. I have a signed poster of him in my basement. And now? I look at all those things not with sadness, not with anger, but with cold indifference. Favre is dead to me, and I’m not going to mourn or curse the dead. I’m just going to move on with my life, and let the dead stay buried, even if reminders of him are everywhere.

At least basketball starts soon.

caseydonahue:

This is how I console myself after watching the Red Sox get eliminated in the absolute worst way possible.

Agreed. And now the Patriots game is way too close for comfort.

mattgorman:

The Boston Herald has the harrowing tale of two female Red Sox fans—who are also sisters (wink, wink!)—who took a terrifying journey to Angel Stadium, where they were set upon by a swarthy mob of L.A. fans who hurled “sexually explicit” insults at them, like “Hey, sit your fat (derriere) down!” And she’s not even a plus-size model!

Wow Boston, you have pathetic fans/sports-writers/baseball team.

Using the Boston Herald as an example of Boston sportswriting is like using the National Enquirer as an example of in-depth investigative reporting. Fuck the Herald, the Globe is the only true Boston newspaper.