(via ragetoons)
Worst Tailgate Thievery Ever...
Me: Holy shit, someone stole our cable remotes
Mike: Are you sure? What about the cushions?
Me: I’ve looked everywhere, I can’t find them. Guess I’ll have to find football by hand.
Mike: But can you change the channel by hand? Doesn’t your tv have to stay on channel 4 for the cable to work?
Me: Good point. I guess we’re going to be stuck watching one channel until we get some new remotes… here’s hoping we’ve got something good.
*I turn on the TV and see the CW logo*
Me: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-


