Meryl: Why don’t you let me fix you some of this new Mococoa drink? All natural cocao beans from the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.
Truman: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
Meryl: I’ve tasted other cocoas. This is the best.
I’m gonna give you to the count a 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead!
Oh my, I may have to have an Angels/Home Alone double bill tonight!
This reminds me of the Christmas we got our first family computer - an old Mac of some sort, I probably still have it. My parents had it all set up for me and my brother with the words “Merry Christmas! Keep the change, you filthy animals.”
Snakes… snakes… why does that sound familiar, do we know any Snakes?
Indie God.This kid was born indie and I love it. His fucking name is Max Records. His middle name might as well be “Awesome.”
Just got home from seeing this. It was pretty solid. I’ll post the link to the review I do of it on Monday.
Bill Murray: You’re messing with me because you’re both troublemakers.
GZA: Troublemakers?
Bill Murray: The Wu-Tang Clan.
GZA: The Wu-Tang Clan.
Bill Murray: You’re GZA the genius, and you’re the RZA aka Bobby Digital.
GZA: And you’re Bill Murray. Bill Groundhog Day, Ghostbustin’ ass Murray. Who you gonna call?
Bill Murray: I know, don’t tell anybody.
Obviously the best (read: only memorable) vignette from Coffee and Cigarettes
Lux Aeterna by Chris Mansell
If I ever make a movie, this will be on the soundtrack. Even if that movie has no instances in which Lux Aeterna should be played. Even if that movie is a screwball comedy starring Leslie Nielsen as a bumbling, well-meaning zookeeper and Bill Murray as the sarcastic, unhelpful cage cleaner. I will still use this song.
Jonah Hill will play an orangutan.
This is the column I ran today in response to Roman Polanski’s arrest. My Co-worker Dan did not feel the same way. Here is my article, and his response.
Before you jump to conclusions, Dan’s a smart guy, and probably my best writer. But feel free to (respectfully) agree or disagree with his position if you’d like.
This will relate to something eventually, of that I am sure.
If I was halfway decent at photoshop and didn’t have a midterm tomorrow I’d try to photoshop “When Harry Met Sally,” now that we’re on the “Mad Men in an alternate universe” theme.
I just got an email from a guy commending me on my “Song of the South” article, saying he grew up with the song. He’s 68 years old. And his email address features the phrase “kitandkaboodle.” This is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
