Do you think she gets to call him Jacob?
Some people may say that I post way too many Lamebook photos.* Those people can go to Hell.
*No one has actually ever said that.
This quiz was one question long. The question was, “How tall are you?” and my answer was “over 6 feet”. Thanks, Facebook. Here’s your medical license.
I’d like to think of a clever punchline to this, but I’m laughing far too hard.
Today is the most hilarious day in the history of Facebook.
(To understand the context, this was written by a guy who, at 29, moved from Massachusetts to Arizona to attend motorcycle maintenance school - and once arriving in Arizona did not bother getting a job or changing his residency to Arizona because he was receiving higher unemployment payments as a resident in Massachusetts. He then complained, because as a resident of Massachusetts receiving state unemployment checks he had to show proof that he was carrying health insurance, which would come at a cost to him.
When I asked him why he didn’t change his residency, he would say because he wouldn’t get as much in unemployment, and then complain that he had to find insurance. When I asked him why he wouldn’t look for a job to get insured, he’d say he was making more on unemployment than he could working at Starbucks.
…But it’s Obama’s fault that the economy is in shambles…really.)
TREATED.
Do I smell a friendvalance?!?!
(via fuckyeah4chan)
I was a little bit late on the uptake on this one… but as usual, Lamebook delivers (even if the watermark isn’t in this one)
