Arizona fans
Why in God’s name did you file on to the field so early? In the superstitious world of sports, your preemptive presumption of victory was the biggest jinx ever.
WE WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
I can’t decide who to attempt to trash talk here. And really, I should be hoping that you guys beat Ohio St. so that the Big Ten looks good and we have a chance to move up in the Big 10 standings (depending on what happens Saturday in the Ohio St. vs. Penn St. game), but man, I am not a fan of the Hawkeyes this year.
As we always said as kids, “first is the worst, second is the best third is the one with the *treasure chest/hairy chest”
*can be used interchangebly, depending on the circumstance. IrishMexi’s alma mater coming in third, I’ll let you decide which one to use there.
BOTH! It is a treasure chest! also, see insert photo for alternate ending.
I can’t wait till college football starts!
Although I’ve never been to a college football game outside of Kinnick, Lames, and Kinnick North, I feel I am informed well enough with stereotypes and rivalries to say that this list is bullshit. I refuse to believe that anything that involves being in Nebraska could rank in the top 25 of anything, let along number 2.
I’m just pumped that we beat Michigan, and made the top 12. Suck it Wolverines!
