MPTM—Fuck Yeah It’s a Fetus edition

1. Gross

2. It’s never a fetus. It’s always lupus.

3. Your site has no fetuses (fetii?) on it as far as I can tell. URL FAIL.

4. Suck it fuckyeahitsafetus!

Wow, two people who are wildly more successful than me are a mere point away! I feel like I can conquer the world! Or at least reblog someone who wrote about conquering the world and then add a one-liner to it.

MPTM- First week in India edition

So I set my location to India, and that’s been a lot of fun. I learned that not only does Kari-Shma dominate (with the 2nd biggest Tumblarity on the entire site only to Blogsecret), but she also contributes to or owns the #3, 4, 6 and 7 Tumblrs in India as well. What a star. But I’m not far behind. #14 in India and climbing, yall!

But more importantly, check out TheUsedSyringe. Not only do you have an incredibly morbid and frankly gross site name, but you are the king of emo. The header reads:

I’m the King of Catastrophes.

I’m so fucked up that deep down inside I think it’s fine by me that I’m my own worst enemy.

I tried being human before, but it only ended up hurting.

Congrats emo kid, that’s so underground! How about you do me a favor and write in your livejournal about how I’m so much more popular than you! Suck it, TheUsedSyringe!