GPOYW—Halloween edition

Before anyone gets all up in my grillhouse, yes, this was a pretty weak interpretation of a sexy Abe Lincoln costume. I was busy all week, and didn’t dedicate enough time to the admittedly great tradition of making a kickass costume.

That being said, subtle parts of the costume that can’t be seen from this angle:

1) My buttons were all pennies

2) I had tattoos that said “Four Score and Seven Beers Ago” and “America, Fuck Yeah”

3) The back of my Tuxedo Tee had a big #16 on it (for the 16th president) and had “Rail Splitter” written along the top.

4) The only stovepipe hat I could find was at a place that exclusively sold fancy hats, and it was $90.

To offer some guidance on my other roommate’s costumes: from L to R we have Sexy Clinton, Sexy Dubya (or Reagan, depending on when you asked him), Sexy Lincoln, Sexy Teddy Roosevelt.