What a way to come home
After a day of standing in the blustery fall air, (well, not a day, but at least an hour), I returned home to a long, luxurious hot shower. Then I hopped out of the shower, only to find my roommate had made some chicken soup, and I was welcome to have some. Then, to keep the heat wave going, I made some hot chocolate. Then some random girl walked in and gave me a blow job.*
*Some elements of this story may have been altered for your reading pleasure.
** But I’m totally serious about that blow-jay.
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