Gettin’ Rid of Britta
by Some WorriesSome total genius put the full 2-minute “Gettin’ Rid of Britta” song from last night’s Community online. By Vaughn’s band, “Some Worries.” It’s rad. Take it Pierce!
Meryl: Why don’t you let me fix you some of this new Mococoa drink? All natural cocao beans from the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners.
Truman: What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?
Meryl: I’ve tasted other cocoas. This is the best.
How not to impress a girl.
Part 1.) If the girl you are talking to currently attends Hofstra University drunkenly tell them the story of how Wayne Gretzky defeated the odds by not only making the Hofstra football team as an undersized wide receiver but the New York Jets as well. Tell the story with enthusiasm and don’t forget to mention his struggles with head injuries. For additional points explain that even though you are a Giants fan you still have an incredible respect for Wayne Gretzky.
Part 2.) a.) Realize two days later that you meant to say Wayne Chrebet.
b.) Come to terms with the fact that there is no way any girl cares about that story, regardless of whether it was Wayne Gretzky or Wayne Chrebet.
Hahaha, that’s awesome, and sadly true. I don’t think I know many girls, much less Hofstra girls, who would give a shit about that story. Come to think of it, the only Hofstra girls I know personally are not the type I’d want to date anyways.
whoa whoa whoa I go to hofstra
Hahaha uhh… whoops. Well, if you knew the girls that went to my high school who went to Hofstra, you’d forgive my bias.
edit: Scratch that, if you know them and are friends with them, this could get really awkward.
GPOYW—Halloween edition
Before anyone gets all up in my grillhouse, yes, this was a pretty weak interpretation of a sexy Abe Lincoln costume. I was busy all week, and didn’t dedicate enough time to the admittedly great tradition of making a kickass costume.
That being said, subtle parts of the costume that can’t be seen from this angle:
1) My buttons were all pennies
2) I had tattoos that said “Four Score and Seven Beers Ago” and “America, Fuck Yeah”
3) The back of my Tuxedo Tee had a big #16 on it (for the 16th president) and had “Rail Splitter” written along the top.
4) The only stovepipe hat I could find was at a place that exclusively sold fancy hats, and it was $90.
To offer some guidance on my other roommate’s costumes: from L to R we have Sexy Clinton, Sexy Dubya (or Reagan, depending on when you asked him), Sexy Lincoln, Sexy Teddy Roosevelt.
How not to impress a girl.
Part 1.) If the girl you are talking to currently attends Hofstra University drunkenly tell them the story of how Wayne Gretzky defeated the odds by not only making the Hofstra football team as an undersized wide receiver but the New York Jets as well. Tell the story with enthusiasm and don’t forget to mention his struggles with head injuries. For additional points explain that even though you are a Giants fan you still have an incredible respect for Wayne Gretzky.
Part 2.) a.) Realize two days later that you meant to say Wayne Chrebet.
b.) Come to terms with the fact that there is no way any girl cares about that story, regardless of whether it was Wayne Gretzky or Wayne Chrebet.
Hahaha, that’s awesome, and sadly true. I don’t think I know many girls, much less Hofstra girls, who would give a shit about that story. Come to think of it, the only Hofstra girls I know personally are not the type I’d want to date anyways.
Stumbled across this awesome database on SomethingAwful. AOL accidentally released tons of user data back in 2006, just a bit before I got to college and became more Internet-savvy. These databases are about 100 times funnier than all those Google screencaps people put up now. I could spend hours reading these.
As my Tumblrarity dips below the Mendoza line
I just wanted to apologize for being an absentee Tumblr for the last few weeks. School work has been having its way with me, despite this being my senior year. I’ve also taken on many additional responsibilities at the newspaper, which has sapped a lot of my time as well.
Still, it feels good being off the Internet for awhile.
How’s life, my Tumblr buddies?
What English Sounds Like to Foreigners
A German singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. If you’ve ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it. [via TNBT]
Interesting, I’ve actually always wondered. Funny as well.
I’m sure some language expert could dissect what exactly is going on here, but really, it’s just a cool-sounding song to me.
WE WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
I can’t decide who to attempt to trash talk here. And really, I should be hoping that you guys beat Ohio St. so that the Big Ten looks good and we have a chance to move up in the Big 10 standings (depending on what happens Saturday in the Ohio St. vs. Penn St. game), but man, I am not a fan of the Hawkeyes this year.
