“Stupid garbage compactor …”
(via JD Hancock)
Wow, two people who are wildly more successful than me are a mere point away! I feel like I can conquer the world! Or at least reblog someone who wrote about conquering the world and then add a one-liner to it.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
そんなあなたに - 食い付け!食い付け!
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. I’m so glad that Applearts started following me. I’d highly suggest each of you return the favor, every picture on there is gold.

Puppies are ashamed of your posts. Great work.
(via)
I don’t know if you can get any cuter than this.
“There are many ways to measure a trailer’s quality, from the persuasiveness of its salesmanship to the cleverness of its copywriting. Ultimately, we decided that the best trailers are those that most effectively combine art and commerce, and that sell and entertain with equal skill. Some of the previews on our list are for classic films, but many are for mediocrities. Some are for absolutely bombs. That speaks to the magic of the trailers. You could argue that these clips play to our basest instincts in order to convince us to see movies that aren’t always good. But considered from another perspective, trailers provide a version of cinema that’s essentially utopian, in which every film is perfect, if only for two and a half minutes.”
Wow, Cloverfield is high… It was a damn good trailer though.
そんなあなたに - ドッグ・トレーニング失敗
This is exactly what our house looks like sometimes thanks to my roommate’s shelter dog Howie. He’s adorable, but his old owners were abusive. As a pre-vet, he is constantly looking for more dogs to adopt. A noble cause, as long as this isn’t the result.






